Brewmonkey

The weirdest thing happened to me today. I went to supercuts after work to get a trim. There was an incredibly effeminate Hispanic man giving haircuts. A couple of other Hispanic guys just hanging out.
When I arrived, there was a good looking, but annoying girl, talking about her "American Idol" audition while the Hispanic stylist cut her hair. The stylist saw me enter and directed me to a chair next to one occupied by his friend. After I sat down, the friend turned to me and showed me a page of the car magazine that he was looking at. He pointed to a male model on the page and talked about how buffed the model looked. I said to him jokingly that my muscles are bigger than that. He then said a couple of times that he likes big muscles. I thought that comment was a little queer, I shooked it off and attributed it to his broken English.

Just then, the girl finished her long winded AI story as the stylist cut the last few strands of hair. The stylist motioned to me to replace her in the chair. My time in the chair was rather uneventful, and the stylist did a nice job.

After the haircut, I was going towards Astor Place to possibly run some errands when the weather turned a bit more sour. I decided to abort and go back home. It was then that I noticed that the stylist's friend was following me. Once again, he said to me, "I like big muscles" a couple of times. He then said "I go home with you." I ignored him and kept walking. He was still following me. When I turned around, he once again said that he wanted to go home with me. When I asked him why, he again said "I like big muscles" a couple of times. The last time he said it, he was holding his crotch. It took a while, but it finally sunk into my thick skull. The guy didn't want to come home with me to just hang out... I politely explained to him that I was not gay, and he finally seemed to take the hint. I took a rather circuitous route home, that included a hour hiding out in a Starbucks reading the NY Times.

I will never go to Supercuts on University Place between 10th and 11th Streets.